TRUE Friendship

[Dee Bee]

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that actually speak of true friendship:


1. When you're sad -- I'll help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you're blue -- I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I'll know you finally got lucky.

4. When you're scared -- I'll rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you're worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you're confused -- I'll use little words.

7. When you fall -- I'll point and laugh at your clumsy arse.

8. When you're sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you're well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

[Janice]

That is great, thanks... I could not pick out one that I like best, they are all great.

[Pburgh]

Well Dee, my favorite is #1. Thanks for the laugh of the day. I needed it!!!
Karan

[TexasStooge]

[O Town]

Those are just about right. I just passed it on to my best friend. #1 is my fav too.

[Rainband]

That was cute

[Vandora]

Just the laugh I needed today. And oh so true. Thanks.