Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you're sad -- I'll help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you're blue -- I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I'll know you finally got lucky.
4. When you're scared -- I'll rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you're worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you're confused -- I'll use little words.
7. When you fall -- I'll point and laugh at your clumsy arse.
8. When you're sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you're well
again. I don't want whatever you have.
TRUE Friendship
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