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Country Song Titles

#1 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:26 am

Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:

- Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

- You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

- Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart

- I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day

- She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me

- The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long

- Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

- I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf

- Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
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#2 Postby wx247 » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:29 am

I am disappointed. My submission didn't make it.

-I Used To Be Your Sugar Booger, But Now I'm Snot
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#3 Postby conestogo_flood » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:35 am

There is some pretty good country songs really...

I would have said something stupid like "My cows got loose, my wife took off and the 4x4 broke down"

Hey I can write to this...

My cows got loose
My wife took off
And the 4x4 broke down...
Missing you while I drink
Wishin someday you maybe think
We're destined to be together on the farm...
Aooohhhh Yodalay He Who....
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#4 Postby Cryomaniac » Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:33 pm

Now someone should write an album based on those titles and see how it sells :p
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#5 Postby conestogo_flood » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:52 am

"I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf"

Chocolate chip cookiess n' apple pie....
Recipe for a heartbreak, please don't lie.
Found it in your cook book on your shelf...
Hit me in the face like my leather belt.
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#6 Postby wx247 » Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:06 pm

Oh, I wrote a new one.

"Get off the stove granny. You're too old to ride the range!"

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#7 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:01 am

:lol: :roflmao:
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#8 Postby wx247 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:26 pm

TexasStooge wrote::lol: :roflmao:


Response to my pitiful attempt at humor is better late than never. 8-)
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#9 Postby TexasStooge » Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:13 pm

Earlier, I was told on another message boards site (that had this same topic) that someone sang them at Karaoke night.
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#10 Postby breeze » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:26 pm

I made this one up - really....

Break out the old girl, Sally....
Break out the old girl now....
Break out the old girl, Sally....


We're leavin' town on the Cow....

(*I got the tune in my head....HA!HA!)

(*breeze ducks at spitballs being fired...) :lol:


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#11 Postby wx247 » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:52 pm

I don't know why you are ducking for spitballs... I'm throwing tomatoes. :A:

Just kidding... the scary thing is I think I know the tune!!! :eek:
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#12 Postby breeze » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:20 pm

The old cow just ducked, too.... :lol: :lol:

(*dang humans)


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