Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:
- Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out
- You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa
- Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart
- I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day
- She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me
- The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long
- Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi
- I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf
- Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
Country Song Titles
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I am disappointed. My submission didn't make it.
-I Used To Be Your Sugar Booger, But Now I'm Snot
-I Used To Be Your Sugar Booger, But Now I'm Snot
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There is some pretty good country songs really...
I would have said something stupid like "My cows got loose, my wife took off and the 4x4 broke down"
Hey I can write to this...
My cows got loose
My wife took off
And the 4x4 broke down...
Missing you while I drink
Wishin someday you maybe think
We're destined to be together on the farm...
Aooohhhh Yodalay He Who....
I would have said something stupid like "My cows got loose, my wife took off and the 4x4 broke down"
Hey I can write to this...
My cows got loose
My wife took off
And the 4x4 broke down...
Missing you while I drink
Wishin someday you maybe think
We're destined to be together on the farm...
Aooohhhh Yodalay He Who....
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Oh, I wrote a new one.
"Get off the stove granny. You're too old to ride the range!"
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"Get off the stove granny. You're too old to ride the range!"
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I don't know why you are ducking for spitballs... I'm throwing tomatoes.
Just kidding... the scary thing is I think I know the tune!!!

Just kidding... the scary thing is I think I know the tune!!!

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