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#641 Postby Windswept » Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:12 am

Modified NOAA-Flood Safety Rules:

* Move to higher ground and stay away from low-lying areas such as streambeds, drainage ditches, and culverts.
(While it may be faster than walking, relocating by bicycle is not recommended.)
* Stay out of flooded areas.
In flooded areas, water may still be rising and is usually swift. Children (and adults carrying briefcases and umbrellas) are especially vulnerable and should not be allowed to play or walk (or ride bikes) in flowing water. Only 6 inches of fast-moving water is necessary to sweep you off your feet (or bike).
* Never drive your vehicle (or bike) into water of unknown depths or around barricades.
Many flood deaths occur when people drive their vehicles (including bikes) into flood waters. Flood waters may rise very quickly and could cover the vehicle or sweep it away. Just 2 feet of water can move most vehicles, including buses and trucks (and bikes). If your vehicle stalls, abandon it and immediately seek higher ground.
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#642 Postby AnnularCane » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:19 am

And thus, yet another attempt to impress a girl goes tragically wrong.
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#643 Postby pojo » Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:45 pm

keep them coming :D
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#644 Postby MomH » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:55 pm

And they say driving with a cell phone in your hand is dangerous.
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#645 Postby Andrew92 » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:59 am

The newest sport: Bikeswimming! Check it out! Free trials available at a lake near you!
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#646 Postby JonathanBelles » Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:45 am

Turn around, don't smush your face into the groun'
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#647 Postby pojo » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:18 pm

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WINNER: MomH: And they say driving with a cell phone in your hand is dangerous.
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#648 Postby pojo » Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:19 pm

new picture:

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Caption It.
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#649 Postby O Town » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:25 am

Bozos long lost uncle, Wino, escapes from the mental ward. He was seen here at a mutal friends house off his meds and drinking again.
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#650 Postby BettyBoop » Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:44 am

Now we know what they wear under their kilts! Sorry we asked!
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#651 Postby MomH » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:11 am

Scottish Santa on Scotch
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#652 Postby Andrew92 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:25 pm

Basically, yeah, I'm cooler than you.
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#653 Postby coriolis » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:56 pm

Your daughter's new boyfriend
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#654 Postby AnnularCane » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:06 pm

How to keep your in-laws from ever visiting again.
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#655 Postby Hurricaneman » Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:54 pm

Groundskeeper willy in the flesh
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#656 Postby LaPlaceFF » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:28 pm

Jim Carey stars in Bad Santa 2!!!!!
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#657 Postby pojo » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:47 pm

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WINNER: LaPlaceFF: Jim Carey stars in Bad Santa 2!!!!!
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#658 Postby pojo » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:48 pm

Image

Caption It.
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#659 Postby MomH » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:08 pm

Elderly man arrested for breaking the minimum speed law.
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#660 Postby brunota2003 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:22 pm

STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! You are going 7 mph, man! That could kill someone! *five minutes later a Special Weather Statement is issued*

Winds of 3 mph are possible on Saturday, please prepare property for these damaging winds caused by a speeding jack*** a few days before.

At 3 mph, winds can be expected to rip off the roofs of houses and delimb trees. Gusts to -7 mph are possible and winds of this magnitude will level everything they hit.

Since negative and positive numbers typically go in opposite directions, there is the possibility of a weak spin-up, producing winds up to 10 and -10 mph. Winds of this strength kill everything they touch. If you happen to find yourself in the path of one of these spin-ups, pull out your high powered fan and try your best to blow it apart or away. If one of these whirls hits you, you will die.

Please report all wind damage and whirls to your local police department at 1-999-999-9999, when you can do so safely.

The world is going to end at 10 p.m., the next update will be issued at 11 p.m. or sooner if conditions warrant.

:lol: Put too much thought into it.
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