You write the Captions
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Re: You write the Captions

WINNER: Brunota2003: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! You are going 7 mph, man! That could kill someone! *five minutes later a Special Weather Statement is issued*
Winds of 3 mph are possible on Saturday, please prepare property for these damaging winds caused by a speeding jack*** a few days before.
At 3 mph, winds can be expected to rip off the roofs of houses and delimb trees. Gusts to -7 mph are possible and winds of this magnitude will level everything they hit.
Since negative and positive numbers typically go in opposite directions, there is the possibility of a weak spin-up, producing winds up to 10 and -10 mph. Winds of this strength kill everything they touch. If you happen to find yourself in the path of one of these spin-ups, pull out your high powered fan and try your best to blow it apart or away. If one of these whirls hits you, you will die.
Please report all wind damage and whirls to your local police department at 1-999-999-9999, when you can do so safely.
The world is going to end at 10 p.m., the next update will be issued at 11 p.m. or sooner if conditions warrant.
Put too much thought into it.
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! You are going 7 mph, man! That could kill someone! *five minutes later a Special Weather Statement is issued*
Winds of 3 mph are possible on Saturday, please prepare property for these damaging winds caused by a speeding jack*** a few days before.
At 3 mph, winds can be expected to rip off the roofs of houses and delimb trees. Gusts to -7 mph are possible and winds of this magnitude will level everything they hit.
Since negative and positive numbers typically go in opposite directions, there is the possibility of a weak spin-up, producing winds up to 10 and -10 mph. Winds of this strength kill everything they touch. If you happen to find yourself in the path of one of these spin-ups, pull out your high powered fan and try your best to blow it apart or away. If one of these whirls hits you, you will die.
Please report all wind damage and whirls to your local police department at 1-999-999-9999, when you can do so safely.
The world is going to end at 10 p.m., the next update will be issued at 11 p.m. or sooner if conditions warrant.
(for the effort!!!)
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Re: You write the Captions
When I said take a right, right here----I didn't mean right here!! 

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Re: You write the Captions
Hey Stupid! The garage door is on the other side of the building.
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Re: You write the Captions
MomH wrote:Hey Stupid! The garage door is on the other side of the building.
ROFL Mom!

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