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[tomboudreau]

Yup. You really are going 2 miles per hour. Too bad though because that donkey is rated for going AT LEAST 5 miles per hour.

[pojo]

WINNER: Brunota2003: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! You are going 7 mph, man! That could kill someone! *five minutes later a Special Weather Statement is issued*

Winds of 3 mph are possible on Saturday, please prepare property for these damaging winds caused by a speeding jack*** a few days before.

At 3 mph, winds can be expected to rip off the roofs of houses and delimb trees. Gusts to -7 mph are possible and winds of this magnitude will level everything they hit.

Since negative and positive numbers typically go in opposite directions, there is the possibility of a weak spin-up, producing winds up to 10 and -10 mph. Winds of this strength kill everything they touch. If you happen to find yourself in the path of one of these spin-ups, pull out your high powered fan and try your best to blow it apart or away. If one of these whirls hits you, you will die.

Please report all wind damage and whirls to your local police department at 1-999-999-9999, when you can do so safely.

The world is going to end at 10 p.m., the next update will be issued at 11 p.m. or sooner if conditions warrant.

Put too much thought into it.
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW! You are going 7 mph, man! That could kill someone! *five minutes later a Special Weather Statement is issued*

Winds of 3 mph are possible on Saturday, please prepare property for these damaging winds caused by a speeding jack*** a few days before.

At 3 mph, winds can be expected to rip off the roofs of houses and delimb trees. Gusts to -7 mph are possible and winds of this magnitude will level everything they hit.

Since negative and positive numbers typically go in opposite directions, there is the possibility of a weak spin-up, producing winds up to 10 and -10 mph. Winds of this strength kill everything they touch. If you happen to find yourself in the path of one of these spin-ups, pull out your high powered fan and try your best to blow it apart or away. If one of these whirls hits you, you will die.

Please report all wind damage and whirls to your local police department at 1-999-999-9999, when you can do so safely.

The world is going to end at 10 p.m., the next update will be issued at 11 p.m. or sooner if conditions warrant.

(for the effort!!!)

[pojo]

Caption It.

[LaPlaceFF]

Caption It.

A blonde's keyboard.

[arkess7]

The easiest keyboard around.

[wxmann_91]

"Where's the any key? I can't seem to find any any key! Oh wait, here it is..."

[MomH]

What does A N Y stand for?

[pojo]

Caption It.

A blonde's keyboard.

WINNER!

[pojo]

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[brunota2003]

We were just sitting down for a nice dinner, when that, that two ton killing machine came after my wife!

[wxmann_91]

Good gosh, give me a brake, not a break!

[MississippiHurricane]

Well I DID always want a garage

[MomH]

When I said take a right, right here----I didn't mean right here!!

[GeneratorPower]

The sign said, DRIVE-THRU!

[Andrew92]

First visit at this car wash? I know it's hard to get into but once you get the hang of it, it's quite fun! That's why we call ourselves Joyride Carwash!

[pojo]

this will be a tough choice....

[MomH]

Hey Stupid! The garage door is on the other side of the building.

[O Town]

Hey Stupid! The garage door is on the other side of the building.

ROFL Mom!

[Jack8631]

"Joe, call the wrecker again."

"Don't tell me.."

"Yep. Another one that doesn't understand the concept of Drive-in movies. Said he couldn't the TV from the parking lot"

[pojo]

WINNER: Jack8631: "Joe, call the wrecker again."

"Don't tell me.."

"Yep. Another one that doesn't understand the concept of Drive-in movies. Said he couldn't the TV from the parking lot"