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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up
on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because
of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that
due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I
write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money
I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for
my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
POOF!!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone!
on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because
of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that
due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I
write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money
I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for
my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."
POOF!!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone!
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Bill Maher
recently remarked that the only one in Washington DC in recent years to go down on a sword faster than Bill Tenent was Monica Lewinski.
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