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#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:26 am

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up
on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.

"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaims.

"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad in recent years, and because
of this, I can only give you one wish."

"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that
due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I
write my book, My TV show, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money
I could ever want.

I would like to get rid of these love handles, though...Yes, that's it, for
my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."

POOF!!!!! And just like that... her ears were gone!
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#2 Postby hunter84 » Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:39 am

Well now she'll have to get contacts. :)
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#3 Postby mf_dolphin » Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:04 pm

ROFLMBO! :-)
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#4 Postby David » Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:41 pm

Heh, thanks for the joke. :D
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#5 Postby JetMaxx » Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:47 pm

ROFL!! :lol: :lol:
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#6 Postby Amanzi » Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:52 pm

ROFLMAO...... :lol::lol:
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#7 Postby firefighter16 » Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:00 pm

:bo :rofl:
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#8 Postby Pro-Storm » Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:04 pm

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
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#9 Postby Guest » Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:07 pm

ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one!
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#10 Postby Aslkahuna » Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:23 pm

recently remarked that the only one in Washington DC in recent years to go down on a sword faster than Bill Tenent was Monica Lewinski.

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#11 Postby coriolis » Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:32 pm

Would someone please explain that joke to me?
I don't get it.
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#12 Postby azskyman » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:07 pm

That's just one more reason why our President Clinton knows he "did not have sex with that woman."

Ever notice how whenever you look at Monica you check out her mouth?
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#13 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:08 pm

Monica...had oral sex with the Prez...therefore, her ears were her "love handles" if you think about it. But it's not what she actually meant to have removed, which makes the joke funny.
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#14 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:09 pm

AZ - Ahahahahahahahahahahah! So true. And then I feel like puking.
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#15 Postby JCT777 » Fri Jul 18, 2003 10:10 am

LOL! :lol: At least now she won't be able to hear the things people say about her. :wink:
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#16 Postby coriolis » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:02 pm

I apologize for that, everyone. Of course I knew that, but I played dumb to get someone to explain.
Duck, you'll have to get used to me, I can be off the wall sometimes.
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#17 Postby therock1811 » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:05 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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