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Christmas Cards from the Psych Ward

#1 Postby blizzard » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:47 pm

SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you hear what I hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER
We three queens disoriented are

DEMENTIA
I think I'll be home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC
Hark the Herald Angels sing about me

MANIC
Deck the halls & walls & house & lawn & streets & stores & office & town & cars & buses & trucks & trees & fire hydrants & everything with boughs of holly.

PARANOID
Santa Claus is coming to get me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER
You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell, maybe I won't

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells
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#2 Postby Guest » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:55 pm

Oh my Blizzard - you and your sense of humor....little wharped...I like it though...

Thanks for the laughs.
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#3 Postby blizzard » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:56 pm

Only a little warped??? You insult me....

lol
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#4 Postby firefighter16 » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:57 pm

:lol: JIngle bels, Jingle bells :lol: Jingle bells, Jingle bells :lol:
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#5 Postby hunter84 » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:00 am

Don't forget cleptomaniac. Jingle bells? what jingle bells? I didn't see no jingle bells
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#6 Postby Guest » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:07 am

blizzard wrote:Only a little warped??? You insult me....

lol


Insulted you - I thought is was a compliment :-)
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#7 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:11 am

LOL I like it
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#8 Postby blizzard » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:12 am

ticka1 wrote:Insulted you - I thought is was a compliment


Alright, you are forgiven....This Time :lol:
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#9 Postby Guest » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:15 am

blizzard wrote:
ticka1 wrote:Insulted you - I thought is was a compliment


Alright, you are forgiven....This Time :lol:



Oh thank you thank you blizzard - now I can sleep tonight....
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#10 Postby streetsoldier » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:34 am

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Every time I think of you, I BREAK OUT...but they always put me back in again..." :eek:
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#11 Postby Lindaloo » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:31 am

streetsoldier wrote:"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Every time I think of you, I BREAK OUT...but they always put me back in again..." :eek:



:lol: :lol:
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#12 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:01 am

LOL!!!
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#13 Postby CaptinCrunch » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:02 am

That was good sounds like people I know :D
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#14 Postby HurricaneGirl » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:36 am

:D Very funny!! LOL!!!
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#15 Postby stormraiser » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:07 am

That list was great. John Hinckley Jr must have sent a couple of those out. :(
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#16 Postby TexasStooge » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:08 pm

streetsoldier wrote:"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Every time I think of you, I BREAK OUT...but they always put me back in again..." :eek:

That's also a funny one!
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#17 Postby GalvestonDuck » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:12 pm

What about bipolar?

"I'm dreaming of a white...I'll have a blue Christmas...dreaming of a white Chris...blue....white....blue....white."

Ah, heck...now I sound like a Kentucky Wildcat fan. :)
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