Christmas Cards from the Psych Ward

blizzard · #1 Postby **blizzard** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:47 pm

SCHIZOPHRENIA
Do you hear what I hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER
We three queens disoriented are

DEMENTIA
I think I'll be home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC
Hark the Herald Angels sing about me

MANIC
Deck the halls & walls & house & lawn & streets & stores & office & town & cars & buses & trucks & trees & fire hydrants & everything with boughs of holly.

PARANOID
Santa Claus is coming to get me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER
You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell, maybe I won't

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER
Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells

Guest · #2 Postby **Guest** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:55 pm

Oh my Blizzard - you and your sense of humor....little wharped...I like it though...

Thanks for the laughs.

blizzard · #3 Postby **blizzard** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:56 pm

Only a little warped??? You insult me....

lol

firefighter16 · #4 Postby **firefighter16** » Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:57 pm

JIngle bels, Jingle bells :lol:

Jingle bells, Jingle bells :lol:

hunter84 · #5 Postby **hunter84** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:00 am

Don't forget cleptomaniac. Jingle bells? what jingle bells? I didn't see no jingle bells

Guest · #6 Postby **Guest** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:07 am

blizzard wrote:Only a little warped??? You insult me....

lol

Insulted you - I thought is was a compliment :-)

Josephine96 · #7 Postby **Josephine96** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:11 am

LOL I like it

blizzard · #8 Postby **blizzard** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:12 am

ticka1 wrote:Insulted you - I thought is was a compliment

Alright, you are forgiven....This Time :lol:

Guest · #9 Postby **Guest** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 12:15 am

blizzard wrote:
ticka1 wrote:Insulted you - I thought is was a compliment

Alright, you are forgiven....This Time

Oh thank you thank you blizzard - now I can sleep tonight....

#10 Postby **streetsoldier** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:34 am

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Every time I think of you, I BREAK OUT...but they always put me back in again..." :eek:

Lindaloo · #11 Postby **Lindaloo** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:31 am

streetsoldier wrote:"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Every time I think of you, I BREAK OUT...but they always put me back in again..."

TexasStooge · #12 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:01 am

LOL!!!

#13 Postby **CaptinCrunch** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:02 am

That was good sounds like people I know

HurricaneGirl · #14 Postby **HurricaneGirl** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 9:36 am

Very funny!! LOL!!!

stormraiser · #15 Postby **stormraiser** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 10:07 am

That list was great. John Hinckley Jr must have sent a couple of those out.

TexasStooge · #16 Postby **TexasStooge** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:08 pm

streetsoldier wrote:"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

"Every time I think of you, I BREAK OUT...but they always put me back in again..."

That's also a funny one!

GalvestonDuck · #17 Postby **GalvestonDuck** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:12 pm

What about bipolar?

"I'm dreaming of a white...I'll have a blue Christmas...dreaming of a white Chris...blue....white....blue....white."

Ah, heck...now I sound like a Kentucky Wildcat fan.

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