1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid- Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
...and my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
What PMS really stands for:
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May I take this oppurtunity to share with the fellow men of the board, the PMS Survival Guide For Men:
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT?
Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: I'm with you, honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of vegetables left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that bathrobe.
Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT?
Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
Safest: Wow! Look at you!
Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: I'm with you, honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.
Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of vegetables left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that bathrobe.
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