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What PMS really stands for:

#1 Postby bfez1 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:42 am

1. Pass My Shotgun


2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3. Perpetual Munching Spree


4. Puffy Mid- Section


5. People Make me Sick


6. Provide Me with Sweets


7. Pardon My Sobbing


8. Pimples May Surface


9. Pass My Sweatpants


10. Pissy Mood Syndrome


11. Plainly; Men Suck


12. Pack My Stuff


...and my favorite one...


13. Potential Murder Suspect
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#2 Postby blizzard » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:45 am

6 & 10....rofl, how true, how true....lol
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#3 Postby Intimidator » Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:48 am

#2 is the true meaning of PMS.
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#4 Postby JCT777 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:26 am

#10 - I have seen it and see it often. Such a lovely time of the month.
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#5 Postby j » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:33 am

May I take this oppurtunity to share with the fellow men of the board, the PMS Survival Guide For Men:

Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?

Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT?
Safer: Gee, you look good in brown.
Safest: Wow! Look at you!

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: I'm with you, honey, those guys are the scum of the earth.

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of vegetables left.
Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that bathrobe.
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#6 Postby Intimidator » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:38 am

Don't forget the two most important words ever known to man : " Yes Dear ".
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#7 Postby stormraiser » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:49 am

:lol: That doesn't work with me, because I say it so often to my wife, jokingly, that she knows I don't mean it.
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#8 Postby Intimidator » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:27 am

Try "As you wish" then run.
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#9 Postby Stephanie » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:00 pm

Those were good Bonnie & j! :lol:

I saw alittle of me in all of them. :eek:
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#10 Postby Josephine96 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:11 pm

I like number 6 lol
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