All Together Now: GROAN!
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All Together Now: GROAN!
Q.)Did you hear what happened to the hungry clock?
A.)It went back four seconds.
Q.)Did you hear what happened to the guy who fell into the reupholstering
machine?
A.)He's fully recovered!
A.)It went back four seconds.
Q.)Did you hear what happened to the guy who fell into the reupholstering
machine?
A.)He's fully recovered!
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Here's a long groaner:
A young blonde walks into a bank to borrow $10,000 for a European vacation. The loan officer asks how she'll secure the loan and she points to a new Ferrari. He accepts the pink slip as collateral and parks the car in their underground parking lot.
Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the loan and the $10.52 interest, and collects her pink slip for the car.
The loan officer says, "When you left two weeks ago, I checked your credit rating. You're a multi-millionaire heiress. Why would you borrow money for a trip?"
The blonde replies, "Where else can I park a new Ferrari in the city of Toronto for two weeks for $10.52 and expect it to still be there when I return?
A young blonde walks into a bank to borrow $10,000 for a European vacation. The loan officer asks how she'll secure the loan and she points to a new Ferrari. He accepts the pink slip as collateral and parks the car in their underground parking lot.
Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the loan and the $10.52 interest, and collects her pink slip for the car.
The loan officer says, "When you left two weeks ago, I checked your credit rating. You're a multi-millionaire heiress. Why would you borrow money for a trip?"
The blonde replies, "Where else can I park a new Ferrari in the city of Toronto for two weeks for $10.52 and expect it to still be there when I return?
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