All Together Now: GROAN!

[Dee Bee]

Q.)Did you hear what happened to the hungry clock?

A.)It went back four seconds.




Q.)Did you hear what happened to the guy who fell into the reupholstering
machine?

A.)He's fully recovered!

[coriolis]

Did you hear about the accident at the eyeglass factory?

A guy made a spectacle of himself.

[yoda]

[depotoo]

those are very cute!

[Cookiely]

An oldie but a goodie. Why did the little moron salute the refrigerator every time he passed? Because it was named General Electric. (This joke is at least 47 years old)

[vbhoutex]

GGGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

[Skywatch_NC]

GGGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!

Need an aspirin for your pain?

[george_r_1961]

Hear about the butcher who backed into the meatgrinder? He got behind in his work

[Amanzi]

Those are so corney that you cant help laughing.

[chadtm80]

A MAN SAYS TO HIS WIFE, "I HEARD A CORNY JOKE LAST NIGHT!"













THE WIFE ASKS, "HOW CORNY WAS IT?"
















THE MAN SAYS, "IT WAS SO CORNY THAT IT WAS ON THE COBB!!!"

[depotoo]

[James]

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It drove down the road and turned into a field.

[TexasStooge]

[TexasStooge]

Here's a long groaner:

A young blonde walks into a bank to borrow $10,000 for a European vacation. The loan officer asks how she'll secure the loan and she points to a new Ferrari. He accepts the pink slip as collateral and parks the car in their underground parking lot.

Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the loan and the $10.52 interest, and collects her pink slip for the car.

The loan officer says, "When you left two weeks ago, I checked your credit rating. You're a multi-millionaire heiress. Why would you borrow money for a trip?"

The blonde replies, "Where else can I park a new Ferrari in the city of Toronto for two weeks for $10.52 and expect it to still be there when I return?

[southerngale]

What did the corn family say to the audience at the circus?

We will A-Maize you!





What kind of horses go out after dark?

Nightmares

[kevin]

Horrible jokes all of them!

[x-y-no]

Did you hear about the tragic fire at the shoe factory?


A thousand soles were lost!

[george_r_1961]

We all need to keep our day jobs

[StormChasr]

Hear about the blind prostitute?


Ya gotta hand it to her. (GROAN)

[TexasStooge]